The Life Cycle of a Kite Soda
Inception
Our Canna-babies are nurtured in a greenhouse for nearly three months before being transplanted to harsher outdoor conditions.
Harvest
Don't be fooled by this photo! Harvesting cannabis is arduous because hemp is one of the toughest fibers in nature.
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Lab
This is where the nanomolecular magic happens! Cannabis oil is broken into tiny pieces and becomes surrounded by water soluble colloidal - It's kind of like a microscopic reverse fruit gusher.
Canning
“One, two, three, four, . . . twenty? schlemiel, schlimazel, Hasenpfeffer Incorporated" We're gonna make it... right after this snack.
Growth
Our feminized cannabis plants, a.k.a. the queens, are fed and watered on schedule and tended with organic farming practices.
Extraction
3rd Party extraction services separate the full spectrum raw crude oil from the plant materials. Distillate is the finished product.
Production
Our recipes are formulated by master brewers and cannabis sommeliers; Tested for approval by our loyal team; And mixed in a big shiny vat. Mmmmm, so much sodie pop.
Delivery
A true coming of age story always has it's end; It's bittersweet, no actually it's just sweet, to see our Kite Sodas fully grown and moving out on their own.